Well, it looks like the United States Armed Forces is back at it again, and by that I mean they’re spending gobs of money on developing silly technologies when they should be using it to defend the planet against forces like myself.
And that brings me to present this week’s “Bach Kulo Khan’s Creators of Chaos” award, which goes to the US Army, who is currently spending an estimated 4 million dollars to develop a “thought helmet”.
This device would be used to harness a soldier’s brain waves, though they don’t have many, and transmit them into radio waves, which would then be translated into words into the headsets of other soldiers. I only wish you half-wits could hear the thoughts of others around you as I am able to. Trust me, you wouldn’t like what you’d hear – not to mention it would make my job of turning everyone against each other a lot easier…Hahahaha.
Sounds to me like your scientists and research developers are opening a Pandora’s Box which is said to contain all of the evils of mankind such as slander, vanity, greed, lying, hope, pining, and envy, aside from myself and the mighty DLD.
When this technology comes to fruition, please use it to communicate with your precious Star Walkers and find out just what they think of you – I assure you it’s not nice. Then you’ll see that even though I might be considered very evil, hahahaha, at least I’m honest about it!
It’s never too late to join me, well, for another three years…hahaha…more on that later.
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