I’m feeling rather chipper today. I woke up early this morning to the smell of soot and the sounds of suffering. Hahhahaha. Don’t you wish you knew where I was? It’s a wonderful place I tell ya.

To make things even better, I’ve found my next “Bach Kulo Khan’s Creator’s of Chaos” award winner, which happens to be pirates off the coast of Somalia. These hell-bound crime artists of the sea have hijacked seven vessels in the past twelve days. Sounds like someone’s been busy! Hahaha…




The latest ship seized was a bulk cargo carrier flying a Hong Kong flag, operated by the Islamic Republic of Iran Shipping Lines. The Sirius Star's cargo is worth about $100 million at current prices. Aye, not a bad price to be fetchin’, if’n yer willin’ to find a bidder for all that swag. Hahaha.

Seems to be like there’s no end in sight for all the plunderin’, as no government is willing to step in and take action against the Somalian pirates, not even NATO.
Saudi Arabia is looking into joining an international initiative against piracy in the Red Sea area, where more than 80 pirate attacks have taken place this year. Shoulda been more if yer askin’ me…. Hahaha!

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Unless you’ve been sleeping under a rock, which I’ve done on occasion, you know that the country that calls themselves the “free world” has elected a new leader, one that they feel deeply passionate about. Change is on the agenda, a new order is on the horizon, and I will sabotage both. HAHA

Go ahead, rejoice, relish, bask, and bathe in the moment, but I assure you that as well as Barack Obama can bring you to tears of joy, Bach Kulo Khan can bring you to your knees! Hahahaha…While you optimistically peer ahead at a brighter future, don’t forget to look behind you in the shadows. I’ll be there, lurking, calculating a strategic strike against the human vermin that walk this earth.

So, before President Obama’s first term is up, and you find yourselves in the midst of a war of principalities on your own soil, don’t say I never warned you. Hhahahahhaha…

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If this were a usual week, I would point out what’s wrong with you humans and how much I will eventually enjoy destroying you all. And if this were a usual week, I would hand out “Bach Kulo Khan’s Creators of Chaos” award. But this isn’t a normal hum-drum week, and I’m in a terrifically cheerful mood for All Hollow’s Eve is just a couple of days away.

I’ve already got my costume laid out – I’m going as a politician. The best part is that no one will question my horribly disfigured appearance. Then again, which politician doesn’t have a disfigured appearance? Hahahahhahh

It’s the one time of the year when freaks come out of hiding and are able to roam free amongst your precious offspring. Awwww, what? Are you starting to wonder if you should let little Johnny go “pick-your-beating” this year?!...lol. Don’t get me wrong, I love children, I mean, I love all the missing children. Hahhahhahha

Why can’t every day be Halloween? You could dress as you like and be whatever you want to be all year long. Then one day out of the year you can all dress up like you do now and parade around like the idiots you all are. You could call it “Shalloween”. Hahahahah
Keep a look out for me ‘cause the DLD and I will be among you this weekend. Bahahaha!

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I was doing my usual wire-scan in the western hemisphere and came across something that tickled me tremendously, hahaha. You see, I’m laughing already and I haven’t even given you this week’s “Bach Kulo Khan’s Creators of Chaos” award winner, which by the way, HAHA, goes to the San Francisco Department of Health. They have come up with inSPOT, a program created to help filthy humans alert their sexual partners that they have an STD by sending an anonymous email. Hahaha, oh man.

Hahaha. I can just picture it now, you disgusting, diseased creatures running around, carefree, getting infected and then with the click of a button, and at no cost of conscience, you tell the one you’re with without having to face them. Now this is what we and my fellow Dark Legion of Dominion members dream of, this kind of distant-from-all-ethics human inter-action. Idiots….. lol, Ha ha ha!

LOL. I love it. You just keep reminding me of why I want to wipe the earth clean of scum like yourselves. Humans, no Ewww mans…. Lol.

You say you’re providing a way to fulfill moral imperatives, but as an outsider, I can tell you right now that morality is what the Star Walkers claim to hold, but we all know they’re doomed, so where does that leave you? Can the Ken Ju Kai even help you? I talk a lot of truth here and maybe that is why the Star Walkers never respond. Where are they?... Chickens…. Lol.

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I want to start this week off by saying that I love fire, flames, blazes, and anything that burns a destructive path. Mmmmm, ahhhhhhhh!!! You might relate my affinity for fire to a housewife’s affinity for chocolate, the spa, or a good romance novel. Ewwwwwww

And that brings me to this week’s “Bach Kulo Khan’s Creators of Chaos” award, which goes to the pernicious duo of the fires in the San Fernando Valley and the Santa Ana winds of California. Currently, twenty-seven square miles of forest and dozens of properties and homes have been torched in the blazes. Hahaha



I love fires, not because I care to see people burn as I get to see that any time I want. All I have to do is make a trip to the head office and I can see all the burning people that I want…lol. But back to the fires, I just love watching people flee in panic, and there’s nothing more satisfying than when a wildfire chars the countryside, engulfing everything, as it hungers for more.
The only thing I dislike, and I’m trying to deal with it, is that a wildfire seems to bring new life with it. Grasses begin growing within a few days and new vegetation pops up through the crispy ground. Seems as though it’s a good thing, so why do you fight it??? Hahahaha. LET IT BURN BABY!! LOL! The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!....hahahahaha

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Nearly a quarter of the mammals on your planet will face extinction soon, and of course we have to take some credit for that I say proudly. For quite some time we have had many, many various groups around the world doing our bidding. A particular group called ‘Abaddon Plus’ (which in Hebrew of course means destruction) have earned this week’s “Bach Kulo Khan’s Creators of Chaos” award.

With our ever penetrating influence, I can happily say that mankind has been the cause of why roughly 1,400 species of mammals are endangered or will be in the next few years. In time, it is our prime directive to get you pathetic monkey-brained humans….HA….on that list. Hahaha

Sure, you act as though you care about creatures like the Tasmanian devil (nice name) or the decline in primates of Southeast Asia, but it’s your wants of bigger homes and larger shopping malls that have lead to the removal of habitats or deforestation in these areas. I too have wants, and I want everyone to draw in a deep breath through your nose and smell the hypocrisy emanating from your pores. HAhahahaha

None of this really matters much to me, really. I just want to point out that what you’re doing to the animals of your planet is what I’m doing to you, right under your noses. Eventually I will see to it that the species called Homo-sapiens will also one day be extinct. Hahahaa…

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Oh how blissfully ignorant you humans have been lately. I didn’t even have to search very hard to find this weeks’ winner of “Bach Kulo Khan’s Creators of Chaos” award, which goes to your lawmakers in the United States Congress, who recently poked a stick in the financial bee hives of the American people when they failed to pass a bailout proposal that would give $700 billion to various companies that have fallen upon hard times. Awwwww…You poor, sad souls are so lost without your money-makes-it-matter fodder…Hahahahaha!



Seems to me that the average idiot tax payers are the ones who are losing out here, and the financial sectors will be the ones who benefit from this hilarious human debacle.

It’s clear to me that if money makes the world go ‘round, and money is the root of all evil, then that means EVIL MAKES THE WORLD GO ‘ROUND, which means it all belongs to me!!! Hahahahahhaha!!!

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